Stuart Swanson heard there is comedy in Chicago
How can I find out when and where your next show is?
But if you don't want to wait to see me perform my newest material on those shows, then here you can watch some of my stand-up from the past:
If you still aren't sure if you want to go to my show, here are some true stories or random quotes about my shows:
My wife's favorite comedian is someone else.
A critic wrote: "Some comics that I found very funny were Stuart Swanson..."
Another person online said: "I agree that Stuart Swanson was funny..."
Someone else was "impressed" by my stand-up.
A really good comedian once told me to "Keep doing it."
A published critic stated that I am "an inspiration."
A comedy website wrote that I am "exciting."
"My husband keeps laughing about what he said about the birds..."
"It was better than what you see on TV."
"We got some very good laughs from Stuart. We had a good time. I'd like to see him do it again."
"I liked his dry sense of humor."
A fellow comedian recently told me "That was the least response I've ever seen you get. You used to kill it!"
On two different occasions, two audience members walked out while I was still talking.
Sometimes people are laughing really hard during my set, and I can tell it's about something else (not related to my stand-up at all.)
My friends are always telling me that they want to go to one of my shows.
A very funny comedian told me recently that he really likes my delivery.
A different very funny comedian told me at that same show that I am a great writer.
You can really tell that a lot of people are laughing on the inside while I'm telling jokes.
A comic told me that he was "dying" watching me bomb, and I said "Oh good at least it wasn't just me."
Another comic told me "I don't think you had the worst set of the night!"
Some people talk to me before I go on stage, but then afterwards pretend they don't see me as they walk past me.
One audience member told me after a show that "it must be so hard to go up there and do that."
I got 3rd place in a contest that consisted of 3 comedians. How many comedians can say that?
A lot of my friends are really funny.
One time I told somebody they had a good set, but then they said, "Thanks, I like your jacket."
A couple different times, my standup was so bad that audience members started live streaming it.
My wife's favorite comedian is still someone else.
I think that should help you figure out if you want to go to my show or not.